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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the sexiest pieces of Western European armor, the Savoyard helms.

a type of closed burgonet in use in the XVIIth century, it was also called the death’s head helmet in German and the Tête de cul in French {{citation needed}}

madmans-workshop

When a maiden doth unclothe herself before ye

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Sir knight: My good blacksmith, I require a helm that shall communicate to mine enemies that I doth not give a shit about hither battle

Blacksmith: I have thee covered by noble sir

titanicus-mechanicus

When ye spy cavalry on yonder hill

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When thou dost make a most indecent jest.

sarcasper

When thou hoists the fair maiden upon thyne steed, and thou can see her ankles


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