1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nolanthebiggestnerd chibitune

In a dark alleyway, late at night

jacobtheloofah

“Oi…are you there?”

“Of course, Gordon. What seems to be bothering you?”

“Look, nevermind that. Gimme the shit.”

“Oh I’m sorry, you mean this asparagus here?”

“GIVE IT HERE, DONKEY!!”

“Old habits die hard, don’t they, friend? Here you go. On the house, I know you’ll be back.”

“Oh fuck me that’s the good stuff.”

Source: jacobtheloofah